Funny Questions

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
How can there be self-help groups?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What's another another word for synonym?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean them?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is that?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?  Shouldn't they be called builts?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the driver owe you money?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a psychic knows the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

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