R&B sucks because:
- it is so sllloooowwwww
- the guys who sing r&b sound like women
- it is impossible to mosh to the music
- it is slower than shit
- can you say "boring"?
- all the songs are about love and that kinda gets repetitive
- all the songs are about the same thing (see above)
- all of the songs sound the same
- it's annoying when the singer hits a high note and holds it there
- it's annoying
- it's boring
- it's sucky
- my little sister likes it
- i'd like to see one person who can relate to the lyrics (and then i'd break their face)
- it's so damn slow
- you have to wait 15 minutes for the song to end
- you never see the band play instruments (which means they aren't a band, they are just a singing group)
- their music videos suck, its just different shots of the same person singing
- the singer doesn't play an instrument
- the only instruments used are pianos and drums
- it sucks
- it is slow

look ma, i wrote my own r&b song!

(hired instrument players start playing slowly for about a minute)
ooooooooooooooooooooo
(pause for 30 seconds)
oooooooooooooooooo
(pause for 30 seconds)
i loooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeee yooooooooooouuuuuuuu
(another pause)
yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
(pause)
(annoying instruments playing slowly)
yeeeeeeeessss i looooovvvveeeeee yooooooouuuuuuu
(instruments continue thier repetiveness)
yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuu
(pause)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo (in a very high pitched voice)
yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuu
(pause)
loooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee
(pause)
(this continues for about 20 minutes or until half of the audience has died of boredom)

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